People, Places, Things, and Ideas More Qualified than Michele Bachmann to be President of the United States

STUXNET, differential equations, broccoli, didacticism, any poem by WH Auden, your next door neighbor, multiplication, a bright red balloon, sewing thread, a jar of fireflies, a single electrical transistor, the car Michele Bachmann drives, Hugo Chávez, “The Final Countdown” as performed by Europe, epistemology, a rhesus monkey, any dolphin, any raven, Keanu Reeves, Dolph Lundgren, Tycho Crater on the moon, the band Los Campesinos, glass blowing as an artisinal craft, the Wind River Range, a first generation iPod, Pauly Shore, vulcanized rubber, the study of causality, determinism, the hour between 10 and 11 pm, myspace.com, Victoria Woodhull

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